Friday, March 9, 2018

The Maiden & The Wolves

Three brothers are walking in a field,


When they see a maiden surrounded by wolves.


The eldest brother charges in to rescue her with his bare hands, and the wolves tear him apart.


The middle brother sneaks in to rescue her with his silver blade, and he slices up one or two wolves before they find him and tear him apart.


The youngest brother decides to rescue her with his hunting rifle, and he shoots down the rest of the wolves before they can tear him apart.


When the shooting ends he glides over expecting a kiss, when she punches him in the face.


“What was that for?” he asks.


She yells, “For killing my wolves!”

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